Maybe it’s because I am up against a self-imposed deadline to get my column out every month. Maybe it’s sleep deprivation from having a nearly one-year-old child. Maybe I’m just a bitter old man, but it feels like everything that I love (in the entertainment realm) is coming to an end this year.
Rogue Hippo’s Review Score: 9
I know it’s a tough sell to get people excited to see a World War I documentary in 3D at the movie theater; but damnit, I’m going to try. Continue reading “Review: They Shall Not Grow Old”
It’s February 14th and, depending on where you are in your relationship, you may be forced to put up with the corporate sham that is Valentine’s Day. Enjoy your overpriced meal at a restaurant whose staff is simply trying to get you in and out the door as quickly as possible; this blog isn’t for you.
No, this blog is for the couples who are comfortable enough with each other to realize that Valentine’s Day isn’t worth the hassle. So what are you doing tonight? May I suggest Netflix and Chill? Continue reading “Netflix and Chill – Valentine’s Day Edition”
Video game movies have a rough track record. From the awful to the uninspired, franchise after franchise tries to establish itself on the big screen, only to fall into the $5 bargain bin at WalMart.
After one look at the Tomb Raider trailer, I’m convinced that trend is going to change.
Rogue Hippo’s Review Score: 3*
My mother always says, “If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all.” For my mother’s sake, I’ll try to come up with some positive things about The Dark Tower…
…if you need some stocking-stuffer ideas, I expect this movie will be in your local Walmart’s ‘$5 DVD’ bin by Christmas. That’s the only positive thing I can think of. Now, on to the real meat and potatoes… Continue reading “The Dark Tower: A Fanboy Review”
Rogue Hippo’s Review Score: 10
Wow! This movie is incredible! Go see Dunkirk; and, as a good friend put it, see it “on the biggest screen you can find.” In fact, reading this review is a poor use of your time that could be better spent watching Dunkirk. However, since you’re here, I’ll try to do this movie justice.
Netflix has some good shit!
I apologize for being uncouth, but I keep finding new things on Netflix that have me saying, “Damn, this is some good shit!”
Everyone already knows about the high-profile shows and movies so I won’t talk about them. I’m talking about something that is completely off of the radar… Continue reading “The Next Netflix Movie You Need To Watch”