Tom laments all of the excellent entertainment that is coming to an end this year, and shares his analysis of movies, TV and games.
Category: Movie Trailers
Review: They Shall Not Grow Old
Rogue Hippo’s Review Score: 9 I know it’s a tough sell to get people excited to see a World War I documentary in 3D at the movie theater; but damnit, I’m going to try.
Review: The Meg
Rogue Hippo’s Review Score: 5 It’s hard to screw up a movie about a giant shark. Movie-goers are willing to forgo quality acting and writing for some good old-fashioned shark carnage. Somehow, The Meg failed to deliver even that.
Netflix and Chill – Valentine’s Day Edition
It’s February 14th and, depending on where you are in your relationship, you may be forced to put up with the corporate sham that is Valentine’s Day. Enjoy your overpriced meal at a restaurant whose staff is simply trying to get you in and out the door as quickly as possible; this blog isn’t for…
The Last Jedi: The Force Is Weak With This One
Rogue Hippo’s Review Score: 6.5 Haha! Get it? The force is weak with this one! Because usually, in Star Wars, they say; “The force is strong with this one.” But I used WEAK instead! I read a bunch of Last Jedi reviews and I can’t believe I haven’t seen this brilliantly clever line used yet! …
Tomb Raider Trailer – A Good Gaming Movie?
Tomb Raider is primed to buck the trend of lackluster video game movies. Check out the trailer!
The Dark Tower: A Fanboy Review
Rogue Hippo’s Review Score: 3* My mother always says, “If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all.” For my mother’s sake, I’ll try to come up with some positive things about The Dark Tower… …ummmm…. … …well… …if you need some stocking-stuffer ideas, I expect this movie will be in your local Walmart’s…
Review: Dunkirk
Rogue Hippo’s Review Score: 10 Wow! This movie is incredible! Go see Dunkirk; and, as a good friend put it, see it “on the biggest screen you can find.” In fact, reading this review is a poor use of your time that could be better spent watching Dunkirk. However, since you’re here, I’ll try to…
The Next Netflix Movie You Need To Watch
Netflix has some good shit! I apologize for being uncouth, but I keep finding new things on Netflix that have me saying, “Damn, this is some good shit!” Everyone already knows about the high-profile shows and movies so I won’t talk about them. I’m talking about something that is completely off of the radar…
Review: It Comes at Night
Rogue Hippo’s Review Score: 7.5 I went to see It Comes at Night on a whim, and I have to say it left me disappointed. However, the more I think about it, the more I realize how clever it is. So, let’s break down It Comes at Night!